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sak1 wrote:Hello Ki, How are you tonight?
Hello Susan, I am doing as well as can be reasonably expected. Thank you for having asked.
Likewise, I hope you also are doing as well as can be expected given your recent and ongoing circumstances.
Cylon force inbound, all Vipers engage ! Weapons free...Fire, Fire, Fire ! - Battlestar Galactica
Today IS a good day to die ! - Commander Worf, Star Trek the Next Generation
I'm not anxious to die, i'm just anxious to make a difference - Character in Pearl Harbor, movie.
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Hey Susan, Are you out there? Sarge  ~ Insults Should Be Written In Sand ~ Compliments Should Be Carved In Stone ~
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sak1 wrote:here i am Sarge. Yea, I have been really busy at the shop lately and with the backhoe work coming up I'll be more busy than ever. I really don't mind except that my legs are giving me fits again. Mysti is doing well and the pups are all better and have recovered from parvo, thank God! Mate was touch and go for a couple of days and I thought I was going to lose him. I love that dog and will definitely get his shots soon. The only reason I haven't is because he is half coyote and people are not allowed to own them. He's half Aussie too but it doesn't show, just mostly the coyote traits. How is everything with you and Alyssa and your Kitty? Sarge ~ Insults Should Be Written In Sand ~ Compliments Should Be Carved In Stone ~
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Jay, I'm guessing you can see this post. I'll be responding to your mail soon. Is there anything you need? Ciggs, coffee, money for commissary? You know I'm joking although others might not. Mysti will be writing you too. Sorry to see you jammed up buddy but I hear you get out early with good behaviour, so be good Jaybird, we all love and miss you. Your friend, Sarge ~ Insults Should Be Written In Sand ~ Compliments Should Be Carved In Stone ~
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HI Sarge,
We are doing as good as can be expected i guess.
The kitty is still the same no change. I thought
when i got her spayed she would change but she hasn't.
Is Jay sick Sarge. I didn't know it. How is he?
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Hi Susan, Hi Sarge,
I'm heading up to bed but wanted to say I'm happy about Mate and the pups. AND wanted to ask you, Sarge, if you've tried the Dunkin' Donuts coffee? I'm now hooked on it. A bit pricier than what I had been buying, but well worth it.
Susan, every day will get better. You're in my prayers.
Nite.
Kat
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sak1 wrote:HI Sarge,
We are doing as good as can be expected i guess.
The kitty is still the same no change. I thought
when i got her spayed she would change but she hasn't.
Is Jay sick Sarge. I didn't know it. How is he?
I didn't know your kitty even got spayed. Is she acting or displaying bad behaviours? No, Jay isn't sick Susan, just sick and tired of some things. I've had several conversations with him the last few days and perhaps I'll write you, better yet, I bet he'd love to hear from you and he should really explain things himself. I know he loves ya and would appreciate hearing from his friends. K, I gotta get an early start so I'm gonna call Mysti and hit the rack. I'll e-mail you later after work tomorrow sweety or maybe on my lunch break. Love ya, Hugs too, Sarge PS You don't sound happy Susan. E-mail me if you want to talk, OK? ~ Insults Should Be Written In Sand ~ Compliments Should Be Carved In Stone ~
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Okay Sarge i love you too G,nite.
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kathyw wrote:Hi Susan, Hi Sarge,
I'm heading up to bed but wanted to say I'm happy about Mate and the pups. AND wanted to ask you, Sarge, if you've tried the Dunkin' Donuts coffee? I'm now hooked on it. A bit pricier than what I had been buying, but well worth it.
Susan, every day will get better. You're in my prayers.
Nite.
Kat Hi Kat, Thanks for your prayers regarding the pups. Dunkin' Dounuts? No, I've never had any but will give it a try now. I have one of those 30 cup makers at the shop and drink Maxwell House. Love it! Kat, I posted in the Planned Parenthood to you. I wanted you to know I do have sympathy but anyhow, please read it if you haven't. K, love you gals, Nite, Sarge ~ Insults Should Be Written In Sand ~ Compliments Should Be Carved In Stone ~
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BEWARE OF THAT UNDERWEAR DUST!!!!!!
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. What the heck is this? he said to himself as a little dust cloud appeared when he shook them out.
April, he hollered into the bathroom, Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?
She replied with a snicker. It's not talcum powder; it's Miracle Grow!!!!!!
You guys just never learn, do not tick off the woman. ~ Insults Should Be Written In Sand ~ Compliments Should Be Carved In Stone ~
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LMAO !
Unfortunately that principle is often times true, Women in general can often be far more devious and apparently vindictive than most men usually are.
While a man might " blow up " over something, yell, scream, hit a nearby wall with his fist...or something else...many times a mans reactions are temporary even if seemingly more visibly explosive.
A Woman on the other hand can hold an inner grudge for days, weeks, months, or even years....subtely planning and or taking what she believes is appropriate revenge.
Both reactions are or can be damaging in the long term, but i'm not sure which...if either....would honestly be considered a worse reaction.
Personally I think i'd rather have a woman blow up at me in the " now " than to harbor things for years or decades.
Also, I realize what I just said is generalization...there are always cases of either gender doing what is or seems usual for the other.
Cylon force inbound, all Vipers engage ! Weapons free...Fire, Fire, Fire ! - Battlestar Galactica
Today IS a good day to die ! - Commander Worf, Star Trek the Next Generation
I'm not anxious to die, i'm just anxious to make a difference - Character in Pearl Harbor, movie.
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Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a
deserted street with your wife
and
two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic
Terrorist with a huge knife
comes
around the corner, locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the
knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a
Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds
before he reaches you and your family. What
do you do?
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THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:
Democrat's
Answer :
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.
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Republican's
Answer:
BANG!
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Redneck's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG ! Click ... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click...
Daughter: Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those
the Winchester Silver Tips or Hydrashocks?
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LMAO !!!!! I actually laughed at this one, I mean really laughed ! Thanks Sarge.
Cylon force inbound, all Vipers engage ! Weapons free...Fire, Fire, Fire ! - Battlestar Galactica
Today IS a good day to die ! - Commander Worf, Star Trek the Next Generation
I'm not anxious to die, i'm just anxious to make a difference - Character in Pearl Harbor, movie.
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If this doesn't make you laugh just go ahead and close your casket!!!
A pastor concluded that his church was getting into very serious financial troubles. While checking the church storeroom, he discovered several cartons of new bibles that had never been opened and distributed.
So at his Sunday sermon, he asked for three volunteers from the congregation who would be willing to sell the bibles door-to-door for $10 each to raise the desperately needed money for the church.
Jack, Paul and Louie all raised their hands to volunteer for the task.
The minister knew that Jack and Paul earned their living as salesmen and were likely capable of selling some bibles. But he had serious doubts about Louie who was a local farmer, who had always kept to himself because he was embarrassed by his speech impediment. Poor Louie stuttered badly. But, NOT WANTING TO discourage Louie, the minister decided to let him try anyway.
He sent the three of them away with the back seat of their cars stacked with bibles. He asked them to meet with him and report the results of their door-to-door selling efforts the following Sunday.
Anxious to find out how successful they were, the minister immediately asked Jack, "Well, Jack, how did you make out selling our bibles last week?"
Proudly handing the reverend an envelope, Jack replied, "Using my sales prowess, I was able to sell 20 bibles, and here's the $200 I collected on behalf of the church."
"Fine job, Jack!", the minister said, vigorously shaking his hand. "You are indeed a fine salesman and the Church is indebted to you."
Turning to Paul, "And Paul, how many bibles did you sell for the Church last week?"
Paul, smiling and sticking out his chest, confidently replied, "I am a professional salesman. I sold 28 bibles on behalf of the church, and here's $280 I collected."
The minister responded, "That's absolutely splendid, Paul. You are truly a professional salesman and the church is indebted to you."
Apprehensively, the minister turned to Louie and said, "And Louie, did you manage to sell any bibles last week?" Louie silently offered the minister a large envelope. The minister opened it and counted the contents. "What is this?. Louie, there's $3200 in here! Are you suggesting that you sold 320 bibles for the church, door to door, in just one week?"
Louie just nodded. That's impossible!" both Jack and Paul said in unison. "We are professional salesmen, yet you claim to have sold 10 times as many bibles as we could." "Yes, this does seem unlikely," the minister! agreed. "I think you'd better explain how you managed to accomplish this, Louie."
Louie shrugged. "I-I-I re-re-really do-do-don't kn-kn-know f-f-f-for sh-sh-sh-sure," he stammered.
Impatiently, Peter interrupted. "For crying out loud, Louie, just tell us what you said to them when they answered the door!"
"A-a-a-all I-I-I s-s-said wa-wa-was," Louis replied, "W-w-w-w-would y-y-y-you l-l-l-l-l-like t-t-to b-b-b-buy th-th-th-this b-b-b-b-bible f-f-for t-t-ten b-b-b-bucks ------o-o-o-or-------- wo-wo-would yo-you j-j-j-just l-like m-m-me t-t-to st-st-stand h-h-here and r-r-r-r-r-read it t-to y-y-you??"
Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones?
They still are!
A cheerful heart is good medicine...May you always have Love to Share, Health to Spare And Friends that Care.
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Sarge:
I just have to share this with you.
Subject: Butch the Rooster
Butch the Rooster
John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several
hundred young layers (hens), called "pullets" and eight or ten
roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs.
The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into
the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time so
he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each
bell had a different tone so John could tell from a distance, which
rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an
efficiency report simply by listening to the bells. The farmer's
favorite rooster was old Butch, and a very fine specimen he was, too.
But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch's bell hadn't
rung at all!
John went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets,
bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run
for cover. But to Farmer John's amazement, Butch had his bell in his
beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and
walk on to the next one. John was so proud of Butch, he entered him
in the Boone County Fair and Butch became an overnight sensation
among the judges.
The result... The judges not only awarded Butch the No Bell Piece
Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well. Clearly
Butch was a politician in the making: who else but a politician could
figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our
planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace.
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Those were both funny guys. It's good to laugh once in awhile.
Hi Bro. Bruce how are you tonight?
Hi Sarge, How are you and how is Misty is she anybetter?
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sak1 wrote:Those were both funny guys. It's good to laugh once in awhile.
Hi Bro. Bruce how are you tonight?
Hi Sarge, How are you and how is Misty is she anybetter?
LMBO!
Good one BrBruce! Hi Susan, Mysti is feeling a little better. She has an appointment tomorrow. I'll be taking her to see her doctor in the morning. I visited with her today and took her for groceries so she is probably a little tired but she did say she wanted to check her e-mail and maybe get on the forum for a bit, we'll see.
How are you? Are you guys getting the cold weather? We are expected to get another 5 inches of snow tonight thorough tomorrow. I haven't seen a winter like this one in decades! I actually had to move the snow along the front of my property and driveway 200 ft with the backhoe just to have a place to park and clearance for the coal truck to deliver coal. It's crazy weather all over!
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kihisho wrote:
LMAO !!!!! I actually laughed at this one, I mean really laughed ! Thanks Sarge.
Your Welcome Ki,
It is good to laugh! I'm glad I found it and I had a suspicion you might like this one. Keep smiling!
Sarge ~ Insults Should Be Written In Sand ~ Compliments Should Be Carved In Stone ~
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Hi Sarge, I finally caught you. We got 4 inches.But it's melted already. I was surprised we got that.
I found a workout partner on the pogo games and i am doing the treadmill 20 a day for a week then go
to 30 mins. I am also dieting. My partner used to be an instructer i lucked out on that. She gave a
cabbage soup recipe to eat as much as i want to but i have to eat the other stuff on my diet too. The
soup is really good. We are all okay. Alyssa still misses moma and i do to but she is taking it a litle
harder i think.Let me know what the doctor says about Misty tomorrow please. I forgot i am also doing a
few exercises that is not suppose to hurt my back. I am going to go to Wal-Mart and get a waiste trimmer
and wear it.
Love You
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