Back at the turn of the 19th -- 20th century Great Great Grandfather J. F. homesteaded west of the Twin Cities. The best browsers spent their time in the pasture. Some gave milk, had calves; others pulled the school bus (sleigh in the winter time), wagon, buggy, the farm machinery. Now corporate farms and tenant farms are
in cities.
Server Farms.
Companies and individuals have their web sites as “tenants” with web hosting companies, service bureaus. A company may have its own SERVER FARM. Many BIG companies have multiple linked site names (WEB ADDRESSES) and several SERVER FARMS.
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Twonty of Oone Inc.’s dreaded twins
“…un-available. Try again later” rejection code
&
The “Revolving Issue”
When SERVERS & PAGES work
1. Sign in & what state PAGE ->
2. Answer a “random of three questions” (Multi-Layered Security) PAGE ->
3. Identify Site Key image, caption, and enter password PAGE ->
4 Welcome PAGE ->
5. Select what to do with account. Make any link selection. It works.
When they
..don’t
Work
The Dreaded TWINS
1. -> 2. -> 3. -> 4. ->
5. …selection…waiting… rejection code “…un-available. Try again later”
Or
1. -> 2. -> 3. -> 4. ->
5. …selection…waiting… The “Revolving Issue” (no rejection code) it goes back to #1 the Sign in PAGE.
After a few them,
Off & on,
Over &over
I called the Twonty of Oone, Inc. toll free internet banking support.
Day after day
The ANSWER to the TOPIC:
The BEST BROWSER is the one that doesn’t get the:
“Try again Later” …
error message, without a clue what’s happening & why (It means “Server Busy, All (client) Sessions In Use”). The 2y of 1’s internet customer support staff only had only NAMED one of the twins the “Revolving Issue”.
It turned out that all the IE8 sessions were in use, but, there were IE7 sessions available. Even though there were NO COMPATIBILITY ISSUES. The COMPATIBILITY MODE of IE8 is ACCEPTED by the SERVER as an IE7 session. I could have tried Chrome or Firefox if I had them, or a Safari or other if I had an Apple System.
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For all the things the support staff had me try, or I brainstormed, that had no effect
or
made things stranger
and didn’t fit the topic
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NOTES
“I worked out after I found the solution”[ says AmlPTC37.(added 2010-09-03)]
COMPUTER SERVERS (finite)
Have an allocated amount of USE for CUSTOMER (group1, …, [group n]), Client Sessions
The ALLOCATED CLIENT SESSIONS
Are APPORTIONED to a SET number of SESSIONS for each SUPPORTED Browser
Each BROWSER has ONE or MORE supported Versions (There ARE UN-supported Versions of Supported Browsers)
When SESSION Limits are reached The Customer clicks a link on the ACCOUNT WELCOME PAGE (Not the LOG OFF link)
There is a NON-Fits-All (Less than informative) ERROR MESSAGE
Or NO Error Message
The Customer is taken back to the SIGN IN PAGE
The System is working as designed when the former happens.
I found the work-around-solution to the latter, which was the same for both.
If readers are keeping score: I WON
AmlPTC37
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